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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Word Wednesday - One liners posted by KM Wilsher


My little sister sent me these :)
Christian One Liners

Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses started
out as a basket case.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons
than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end,
you'll find God lives there.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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Coincidence is when God
chooses to remain anonymous.
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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers
'fruit of the spirit' over a 'religious nut!'
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God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you to
where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don't change the message,
the message changes us
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You can tell how big a person is
by what it takes to discourage him.
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The best mathematical equation
I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

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I added mine:

If He really is my Shepard, why would I want?

I must enter the forest as He clears a way for me; not enter the forest ahead of Him and say, "Clear my way Lord!"

Do you have any one liners to add?

:)

8 comments:

Billy Coffey said...

"It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one."

Love that one, and so true.

I'll add one: "God put our eyes in front of us so we can see where we're going, not where we've been."

gzusfreek said...

LOL - That is great Billy! So true. So true!

Kat Harris said...

"The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."

So true, so true.

Here's mine: "Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."

Tracy said...

These are great! I also like the added ones by you, Billy and Kat. My favorite is:

"He who angers you, controls you." So, so true...

I'll add:

"We're not saved to sit, we're saved to serve." (My own little soap box about Christians being takers!)

lynnrush said...

Ok, my favs are:
God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given

OH WOW!!!! These were great. And despite me being a writer ... yeah, I'm not able to think of any of my own. LOL.

Thanks for this. It was really inspiring. :-)

gzusfreek said...

Kat you get a sweet smile and a big applause from me!

Tracy I know you are passionate and so is your addition:)

Lynn you are a great writer thanks for stopping by

I think we can start a whole new thread starting with Billy's,Kat's,Tracy's! whoo this is fun:)

Brandon said...

Thanks for the jokes :)
I unfortunately can't add a thing, I'm a horrible jokster...I just smile a lot to make up for it.

gzusfreek said...

And it is a great smile, Brandon! Thanks for visiting :)